Disney Lyrics That Double As Porn Dialogue
“Someday my prince will come”
“Darling it’s better down where it’s wetter”
“Now I’m the king of the swingers ohhhh”
“Mister, I’ll make a man out of you”
“Beneath that milky hide there’s emptiness inside”
“How many wonders can one cavern hold?”
“Over, sideways, and under on a magic carpet ride.”
“No one says ‘no’ to Gaston!”
“Just listen to teacher: I know it sounds sordid but you’ll be rewarded”
“Well, all you gotta do is rub like so - and ohhhh”
“He’s got the monkeys, let’s see the monkeys”
“Pumbaa, not in front of the kids!”
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